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Professional Goose Trainer
Lyrics:
Guys like you Are expected to drive a hair Through a stone pillar It's hard in there It's a hard sell To be a decorated man Been there, done that You want something more priceless But you eat too much Shit too much How many times in the dirt? So fast it's scary We're not in the habit of mercy Looking in whilst out there That, if anything Is no one's curse A different kind of "try out" For better Or for worse Professional goose trainer Know your star Right you are Professional goose trainer Bar your hole Trap your soul Professional goose trainer Finger king Fashion your ring Professional goose trainer Fat or lean Very clean
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Title
Year
Format
Label
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Robert Pollard
Blazing Gentlemen
2013
LP
Guided By Voices Inc.
GBVI-39
Robert Pollard
Blazing Gentlemen
2013
CD
Guided By Voices Inc.
GBVI-39
Robert Pollard
Blazing Gentlemen
2013
CD
Fire Records
FIRECD336
Robert Pollard
Blazing Gentlemen
2013
LP
Fire Records
FIRELP336